1. You must post these rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, then create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
3. You have to choose 10 new people to tag and post their icons in your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged them.
5. No tag backs.
6. No stuff about "Oh, you're tagged if your reading this," it's a waste of time to me. Just go ahead and surprise 10 and only 10 people.
This questionnaire is from my first evil job interview. I was trying to get a job as a minion at Bad Guys Incorporated, which would later become the Toast Guild.
1 Thank you for applying with us, Why would you be a good fit for the position of "Minion"?
Well, I'm a hard-working, dedicated villain. I have a wide variety of diabolical magic skills, which I hope to improve while working here
2 Can you lift over 40lbs?
No. But once I learn telekinesis, I'll be able to easily lift up to 200 lbs!
3 Are you legal to work in this imperial citadel/evil compound?
Uh, I think so...
4 Can you multitask in heavy workload and combat situations?
Sure! This one time, I used mind control to play a cruel prank on a classmate, and at the same time I was fighting a horde of giant radioactive rats in my parents' basement!
5 Potential Minion, where do you see yourself in 5 years, assuming we rule the earth by then?
I will rise through the ranks until I am your most trusted assistant, at which point I will
6 Can you operate evil machinery? Do you have any specific evil machinery certifications or licenses?
No, and I don't need to. There's nothing evil machinery can do that my magic can't do better! For instance, why go through the trouble of building, calibrating, maintaining, and repairing a death-ray gun, when a beam of pure psychic energy will vaporize a man just as easily?
7 What are your strengths?
Have you not been listening? I possess a wide variety of deadly magical powers! I am also training to become even more powerful!
8 What are your weaknesses?
I've been told that I have a tendency to defy authority. I really don't see how this is a weakness, though.
9 Why should we not execute you for these weaknesses?
Because my magic is the most valuable asset this company will ever have.
10 You will be forcefully relocated, you will start in 24 hours. Yes, we are aware that this one is not a question.
Hey, I'll relocate when I want to relocate! And it just so happens I want to relocate right now. But NOT because you're pointing that gun at me.
Thank you for giving me this opportunity to
Sorry, no questions from me. I've just come down with a bad case of the Lazies. Maybe later.